Top 10 Napoleon Dynamite Moments

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Barney

1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V

4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5) Add all the numbers: 666 Thus, Barney is Satan.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked .

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. Killing any?'
She asked

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,

3 were on a beer can,2 were on the phone.

one of johns favorite shows growing up

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Is Breed like bunnies dead?

Seeing how nothing is happining with this blog I am going to bring back some of the best of breeding like bunnies. And I think I will start with my Personal favorite.







Seeing how there is much confusion on the fact to wether Brian is queer. I have decided to figure this out finally. If you look to the left side of the screen you will notice a poll has been added to get the opinion of everyone who visits the site please answer honestly and as many times as you want. I am also adding this link for anyone who is unsure of wether they are gay or not(Brian?). gay quiz

Is anyone still here?

Just curious if anyone checks this anymore. WHERE ARE YOU??

Puzzles for Blondes

You know who you are!

Time to dust off the television!

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Kelly sent me a picture of Kyle

and she caught him with his horns showing.

Even with my broken leg

I will kill you!!!

Happy Little Rabbit

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,"Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says,"Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask,"Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!""

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I am so Proud

I'm not proud of them because... uh... well, you know. But I am proud of myself for talking them into posing for these.