Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Hurricane Katrina

Everything about this hurricane sucks and I'm not going to go over all the details. You can watch the news and get updates there.

One good thing that is coming from the hurricane is that Mike is bringing his clan home. They will be leaving in the morning. YAY!!!

Saturday, August 27, 2005

No No No!!!!


This is a fish

That's not a fish LOL


This is a fish

Comment Spam

We've been getting a lot of spam in the comments lately so we will now be using word verification when you post a comment. Nothing else has changed, just type the wavy letters before you post your comment so we know you are a human being and not an evil spam-bot.

You can practice commenting on this post and prove to everybody you are human.

EVIL SPAM-BOT

Friday, August 26, 2005

Kevin the Fisherman!!


Look I got a big one!!

My First Taste!!!



What is this?




I think I'd rather have my feet!!



Tigers in need of some help??



Move over Pudge.Ihave a replacement!!!

Take care of your problems.

Take your time.

Kevin will handle home plate with ease!!


.700 batting avg.

0 errors

1st place team 2005 allstar game catcher. Now in the books of the little leage hall of fame!!!!!

He can sure handle this job!!

Just waiting for the call.Better make it soon before others find out!!!!

Thursday, August 18, 2005

How to be the Coolest Dad EVER

First you stop at a car dealership and convince the salesman that you are really considering buying a Mustang GT convertible. Then you convince the salesman to let you test drive it for the whole day.

Next you pile your kids in the car and drive them all over the Blue Water area.

Like so:

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

You got me


Ok you got me Brian. You changed the poll, got a picture of me, and made a total mockery of me. You sure know how to get people back when they make fun of you huh. Oh wait you couldn't do it your self could you, You had squibboy do it for you. That's ok it was one hell of a good idea.
Well I guess there is only one more thing to say.

Monday, August 15, 2005

I did it all by myself










Yessss!!! I can do it. I rode my bike for the first time without training wheels. She finally got the nerve to try riding her bike without training wheels. And to our surprise she took off. She fell twice. But got back on and kept riding. We are so proud of our baby girl.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Wow! This is a tough one...

That is a really good nerd list! I'm going to have to think about this for a bit....

Urkel is a very nice choice. I never could understand why he wore suspenders and kept his pants hiked up so high. Even I have more fashion sense than he does!





Napoleon Dynamite? I'm not voting for him!
He is pretty much the worst nerd candidate ever! GOSH!!!
He's cool! He has lots of skills.
Dancing skills, tetherball skills, I hear he's pretty good with the bostaff and he's an expert at fighting wolverines.

I'm sorry Napoleon. I can't throw my vote away on you. You are far and away the coolest guy in this poll...

Name: Samuel "Screech" Powers

Likes: science, his robot Kevin, and Lisa

Achievements: beats a Russian foregin exchange student in a chess
tournament, helps Kelly do well on a science test

Dreams: to be more like Zack and impress girls

Promising candidate here, I'm keeping him in mind...

Lamar:

Okay, who could possibly beat this guy?


He can rap
He throws a mean javelin
And he is against discrimination!

I think we've found a winner folks!!!

Oh wait, I missed one...

Come on Brian you are joking right?

I thought this was an interesting contest. Now it's no contest at all!

Napoleon totally kicks his ass.
Urkel dresses better than him.
Screech is obviously cooler in every way.
He's gayer than Lamar and I'm pretty sure Lamar throws less like a girl than he does.









Way to totally wreck a fun poll Brian! I guess I'm just going to cast my vote and go to bed...

ever wonder what scientology was all about? This will explain everything
scientology

Saturday, August 13, 2005

from the bloghole


I have been told that my last post may have been a little over the line, possibly a little offensive. If you find this to be the case please understand that it was the voices in my head. Sometimes they make me do things that I don't like, and give me the appearance that I am a real bloghole, I assure you I am not,I really am a nice guy. So if you were offended by my last post look here

Gunnar and Douglas...

I was asking myself why these pictures showed up in my e-mail box when the person who sent them to me is completely capable of blogging them himself...

I guess he was too busy being a dick and flipping innocent commenters the bird for his own amusement. Whateva! So anyway, I'll just go ahead and post the pictures:




Now; the person who sent me these pictures could have done a whole lot with them, but I guess he was too busy flipping the bird to everyone's favorite commenter. So go right ahead and put your captions in the comments box. That first one is especially ripe for comments.

Friday, August 12, 2005

not a nice guy




Apparently I have been a mean blogger. I dont have any clue why anyone would think this, But I will try to be a better, nicer blogger from now on.
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OOPS I guess I am a mean blogger.

Brian is famous again...

Turns out his ugly mug was featured on the front page of the Port Huron Times Herald last Friday.

I'm way too busy to actually read the whole article, but I did scan it really quick. Seems like he is going to use his badge to bring the temperature in Port Huron down a bit or something. I think they were talking about how dangerous the temperature has been and they called on Brian to fix it. I'm cool with that.

But I'm telling you right now, if Brian brings the temperature down too much and it starts snowing, or if I have to wear a coat or even a sweater; I'm going to punch him right in the nose!!!

Oh, and I do have the actual newspaper with the pictures and I will find a way to scan them very soon...

So in honor of Brian's heroic efforts at weather control I give you:


Chris Rock giving a very comprehensive talk on how to not get your butt kicked by the police

UPDATE: Okay, so Doughboy asked me if this link was kid-safe. I thought putting "Chris Rock" in the title would have answered that question for everybody, but apparantly not. So do not watch this CHRIS ROCK video while your kids are 5 feet away playing video games...

It seems scientists have finished mapping the cat brain


I'd say they pretty much got it right.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Darren McCarty signed with Vancouver

I'm not going to cry about it, but I will have a shiny new Vancouver jersey very soon..

I've never ever sported any non-Detroit team's jersey, but I think I'm ready. I just hope I look as cool as this kid in my new jersey. (LOL New Jersey).


We need your help!

We've got a calendar over there on the right. If you've read the guy rules you already know we don't remember dates.

Anybody can edit the calendar, so click on it and start adding birthdays and stuff. KJ I know you have a huge list, you can consider this your homework assignment.

Jackie get yours up there too!

If anybody figures out how to erase mom's birthday on the 19th, please do it. Yeah, I screwed up.

I wonder if I can post GIFS

I also wonder if they will look cool...

Looks like I fixed it!


For those of you who have been trying to post nudie pics to the blog, looks like it is working now.

Please try posting your pictures again...

Ozzie is back!



Manny will have to fight him for the starting job. Somehow I feel sorry for Manny cause he always has to fight someone and he never seems to win.

But welcome back Ozzie! We missed you!!!

Monday, August 08, 2005

Missing member

Rognar destroyer of worlds
Where is Rognar(aka.MIke)the only member of blb that has not contributed(or at least tried) is missing. I would hate to do what I did to Brian to make him join.


Yes that is really a bunnie.

Mikayla and Me

Kelly: Mikayla you be good. Grandma and I are going shopping and we are leaving you here with Uncle John...



Mikayla: HUH??? Don't leave me with him mommy!!! He's scary and I always cry when he looks at me!!!


Mikayla: Come back mommy!!! WAAAHHHH!!! Don't leave me here with him! He is so scary!!! WAAAHHH!!!!



Mikayla: I take that back. He's not scary at all. Turns out he is the most boring guy ever. I think I'll just take a nap until mommy gets back...

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Interesting church sign

I came across this sign while I was driving around this morning:




Ten minutes later I passed by again and the sign had changed...



I'm not really sure what it all means...

I immediately jumped out of the car and rearranged the letters