christmas morning

after making the kids wait for 2 hours before waking me up.

What if World War II had a chat room?

If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this:

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

Napoleon

While surfing the net I came across this article. It was really shocking because I felt the same exact urge while watching the movie, lucky for me I found the strength to turn off the movie and smash it before I lost any intelligence or hurt myself.

This article encouraged me to find out what is going on with the movie Napoleon Dynamite. Why does it exist, It seems to have absolutely no meaning or purpose. So I got together a very diverse open minded audience of 200 people to view the movie and give some insight into the meaning of the movie. Here are some reactions.



After removing his earphones Skip also wanted to let us know that David Hasslehoff was the greatest rapper of our time, But we all know the Germans love David no matter what.


While Gary and David liked the movie Kitt thought it was actually dumber than Knight rider.



Well I guess I knew his response already.






Out of the 200 viewers these were the only ones to watch the movie all the way through. Everyone else left with no comment in fear that their family and friends would see them and know they watched even a little of this movie. Well in the end there is only one opinion that matters.

COWARDS!!!

You boys are worthless and weak! I've been sitting here practicing waiting for my phone call and it never came. I guess we know who is scared of who now don't we?

Here is a picture of me destroying you with a single helicopter:

(Yes I know Kevin and Brannon don't read this blog too often. Maybe they could see this one though)

I've always wondered how ice cream was made.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Jacob Sez

pppptthhhppp....

Translation: Joey sucks!

He is much happier during commercials

Why do people want to pick on me for being right?

You go right ahead and tell me how I could improve on this picture.

Kevin and Morgan's costumes are cute

I notice the rest of you didn't bother to post costume pictures.

Did any of you think to dress your kids in the coolest costume of the season?

Look out John Kyle has had enough!!

He is fed up with the "false" attacks on his character and has

hired hit men to get ya.

A dozen cookies to the guy on the left and he brought his freinds

Halloween

Ohhh!!! Scarry!!!!!!!

For all the straight guy's watching

WOO-HOOOOOO

Woo Hoo!!!!

Can anyone guess who this is?

New Family Member

Daisy don't seem to mind. I think Daisy thinks this is her baby.

This is Skittles and the proud new owner.


At only 6 weeks old. Skittles sleeps in a tiny little basket.

Do we know this kid?

He sort of looks familiar, but they are describing a totally different boy than the one I know...

Interesting to see that his love for puzzles goes back that far. Has anyone seeen the picture of the Millenium Falcon 3-D puzzle he did. That took some work!

TRAFFIC UPDATE

The Fred Moore Hwy. bridge is now open.
I repeat, the bridge is finally open! No more long detours to get to mom's house.

This has been your traffic update.
Up next on sports: The Detroit Red Wings are gods among men!

If you are looking for a really scary costume for Halloween

you could go as a hockey player!!!

Specifically Detroit's own Kris Draper.

All you need is a jersey, a stick, and a buddy to shove your face into a solid wood fence.
Here is Chris looking scary in 1996:


Personally I would choose the 2005 face. You just have your buddy launch hockey pucks at your face for a while and voila!


Yeah, if I were young enough to trick or treat this year, I would be Chris Draper and I would easily scare all the kids in their Frankenstein and Dracula costumes.

KYLE : An Expose

There is a little-talked about danger lurking within our family. Some people say I'm crazy or I'm imagining things. Well I've spent the last two years gathering photographic evidence to prove once and for all that this boy is a danger to everyone he comes in contact with.

The earliest proof I have is this photo of Kyle punching me in the face. He didn't give me any warning and I didn't give him any reason to do it. He just felt like it. He may look mad in the picture, but he cheered right up after my nose started bleeding. This was just a hint of how bad things were going to get.



At just over one and a half years old, when most children are happy playing with toys and pretending they are superheroes, Kyle had already decided he wanted to be a gangsta. His first move was to steal my hat so he could start fronting like a real gangsta. I still haven't gotten my hat back and I will probably catch pneumonia and die. Kyle doesn't care.



Next is our camping trip from last summer. Kyle had decided he was going to have a bowl of cereal five minutes before his mom finished cooking the chicken for dinner. When I explained to him that it might be a good idea to wait, he tried to gouge my eyes out with a plastic fork.


Luckily someone was there to pull him off of me before there was any permanent damage.


Very unhappy that he didn't have my eyes for trophies, Kyle searched for a more unsuspecting victim. This time Uncle Kevin was saved from horrible difigurement or maybe even death when dad showed up to pull him away.


Has anyone ever wondered what happened to all those cats Uncle John used to have? He had like 20 of them. Then suddenly there were only 2. Haven't you ever wondered what happened to all those cats? Watch Kyle next time he is over there. He gets up in his fort and waits for the cats to wander by and then launches a rock and well...


Look! He's doing it again!!!


I know, that last part is one of the reasons you people won't listen to me and you claim I'm the crazy one and not Kyle. "If Kyle is crushing the little kitties with rocks, where are all the little kitty bodies?" I've heard that question and although I don't have a photo catching him in the act yet, I've got enough circumstantial evidence that says he's feeding all of his victims to this dog:


So you can ignore my warnings and my PROOF all you want. Just don't come crying to me when Kyle catches you with your back turned one of these days...

Happy Halloween

Great pumpkin carving tips


http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/pumpkin_carve.asp

Anybody know what kind of bird this is?

I'm not naming any names but your a freaking cop for christ's sake. Scared of a haunted house, what a freak.

We're worthless and weak!

We're just a bunch of posers. Maybe it's time to change the name of this blog.



This photo released by the Discovery Health Channel shows the Duggar children and their father Jim Bob Duggar, top center, gather as their mother Michelle holds the 16th addition to the family Tuesday, Oct. 11, 2005, at St. Mary's Hospital in Rogers Ark. The girl Johannah was born Oct. 11, at the hospital. (AP Photo/Discovery Health Channel, Spencer Tirey)

I (Kevin) AM A: Monkey !!

Monkeys are intelligent and agile, well-adapted for jungle life as they swing happily from tree to tree. As a monkey, you are a social animal who eats a wide range of food, is quick to learn new things and loves to climb. A monkey's tiny primate features are irresistable, as is his gregarious personality!

You were almost a: Squirrel or a Puppy
You are least like a: Turtle or a LambDiscover What Cute Animal You Are!

Why Men are happier than women

1. We keep our last name.

2. The garage is all ours.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4. Chocolate is just another snack.

5. We can be president.

6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.

8. The world is our urinal.

9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

10. Same work, more pay.

11. Wrinkles add character.

12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.

14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.

16. One mood, ALL the time.

17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

18. We know stuff about tanks.

19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

20. We can open all our own jars.

21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.

23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

24. Everything on our face stays its original color.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

27. We almost never have strap problems in public

28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

30. We don't have to shave below our neck.

31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.

32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.

34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

I am a Bear Cub???

You Are A: Bear Cub!

Bears are strong and independent creatures who roam in the forest in search of food. Bears are usually gentle, but anger one and be prepared for their full fury! You're big, you have a bit of a temper -- classic attributes of a bear. Intelligent and resourceful, though lazy at times, you are a fascinating creature of the wild.

You were almost a: Frog or a Mouse
You are least like a: Parakeet or a DuckWhat Cute Animal Are You?

My friends at Daycare

Peek a Boo

haunted houses

It's that time of year again.








everyone post when they can go before it is to late.

I prefer Friday's