I've Got Hair!!!

Look I finally have enough hair for a bow :)

I've Got Hair!!!

Look I finally have enough hair for a bow :)

Screw Barney the Dinosaur, this is AWESOME!!!

HERE IS A MUCH COOLER VIDEO FOR ALL THE HATERS OUT THERE

The New Zoo Revue is the greatest kids show of all time! This is what I watched when I was a little rug rat. I don't know why this still isn't on tv.

La-La-La-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-La-La-La-La
It's the New Zoo Revue, coming right at you . . .
Where three delightful animals have fun with what they do.

We learn with our friend Doug (our friend Doug!) I'm his helper Emmy Jo (Emmy Jo!)
With Freddie! Charlie! Henrietta! We have fun learning what we don't know.

Delicate and feminine is Henrietta Hippo.
Very wise and very smart is Charlie the Owl. (Whooo!)
Not so smart but lots of heart is Freddie the Frog.

It's quite an unusual thing, the animals talk and sing . . .
With Doug and Emmy Jo, every day's a different show!

It's the New Zoo Revue, coming right at you. It's the New Zoo Revue, coming right at you!



I was 6 years old and Emmy Joe was my first crush. I still love her!

Alex's Jacob's Big Adventure

So Brian and I took the kids down to the trestle yesterday to have some good old fashioned fun throwing rocks into the river. I thought I might get a couple of pictures of Alex tossing rocks, but we couldn't take our eyes off of Jacob long enough. That boy is fearless!

Here are a few pics anyway...

Okay everybody smile for the camera and try not to look too gay!

Awwww... Come on dad you are going to have to do better than that!!

I tried to get some pictures of Alex throwing rocks, but Jacob kept hogging the camera.


He was all up and down the tracks and I think the only thing preventing him from going totally crazy was the fact that he needed dads help to get safely over the track.


(In case anyone cares, that No Trespassing sign doesn't apply to us. That's for other people.)

The problem is he didn't want to stop once he got over them. He was heading to Pine River no matter what! Gravity doesn't really exist, rocks don't slide, and all one year olds can swim!


Here is Jacob walking on the track. Uncle John is there to help out with balancing and choo-choo train sounds.


OH NO!!!!! It's a train!!! RUN!!!!!



Look at Jacob run. Run Jacob Run!


Jacob ran and ran until he couldn't run anymore and he got a free ride home...

Top Ten Concerns Of A Parent Of A Three-Armed Baby

TOP FIVE DRAWBACKS A PARENT HAS WITH A THREE-ARMED BABY:

5. Risk of thumb-sucking increases by 50%.
4. Pattycake reduced to chaotic slapping frenzy.
3. Roger Ebert fears layoff because of three-thumbs-up competition, wants kid rubbed out.
2. I hope you know how to sew, because there is no such thing as Freak Baby Gap.
1. You just know that his uncles are going to teach him to give three fingers at once.

TOP FIVE BENEFITS OF HAVING A THREE-ARMED BABY:

5. Kid can count to 15 when others have to take off their shoes or pants to get to 11.
4. Pad, keyboard, and mouse... this kid's going to be a Quake champ.
3. Putting him in a freak show will be a big blow to his self-esteem, but college ain't cheap boy!
2. There is no way Michael Jackson would want to take this kid to Neverland Ranch for a weekend.
1. Please pass the salt, the ketchup, AND the mustard!

Thanks to IMAO.US