I'm Going to the Michigan Renaissance Festival today!

"Inside the turreted gates of Hollygrove you are free to roam the festive marketplace, featuring friendly village merchants lining every path. In addition to the fantastic selection of handcrafted wares, Hollygrove visitors may also partake in games of skill or enjoy non-stop entertainment where belly dancers, sword swallowers, musicians, comedians and sword fighters provide merriment for all ages. The Festival is best known for it's awe-inspiring full-contact armored jousting tournaments where gallant knights defend their honor until the last man is standing!"

Normally the gallant knights would be fighting for the honor of a virtuous maiden, but not everything within the turreted gates of Holly Grove is as it should be. I could understand a knight coming across these two comely lasses and deciding that the better part of valour would be to fight for his own honour rather than that of the maids...

Yayeth!!! -and- Huzzah!!!