TOP FIVE DRAWBACKS A PARENT HAS WITH A THREE-ARMED BABY:
5. Risk of thumb-sucking increases by 50%.
4. Pattycake reduced to chaotic slapping frenzy.
3. Roger Ebert fears layoff because of three-thumbs-up competition, wants kid rubbed out.
2. I hope you know how to sew, because there is no such thing as Freak Baby Gap.
1. You just know that his uncles are going to teach him to give three fingers at once.
TOP FIVE BENEFITS OF HAVING A THREE-ARMED BABY:
5. Kid can count to 15 when others have to take off their shoes or pants to get to 11.
4. Pad, keyboard, and mouse... this kid's going to be a Quake champ.
3. Putting him in a freak show will be a big blow to his self-esteem, but college ain't cheap boy!
2. There is no way Michael Jackson would want to take this kid to Neverland Ranch for a weekend.
1. Please pass the salt, the ketchup, AND the mustard!
Thanks to IMAO.US
3 comments:
I don't think it's nice making fun of this little baby, and the parents.
I agree squid I am ashamed of you. YOU are such an ASS.
Ditto here you bum licker.
WTF were you thinking????????????
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